forever starts now.

Hey, it's been awhile.
My birthday was Monday.
I turned 15!

It was exciting. I got like $70 from my family/friends and some giftcards. I had a bonfire/birthday party/sleepover with my friends and it was really fun.

The bad thing is, though, is that I'm sick now. I didn't go to school yesterday and I came home early today.

Tomorrow I have a lot of tests to take, so I'm going to school no matter what. I went to the doctor and they said I just have a virus.

I've been laying around all day, eating cough drops and drinking orange juice and swallowing pills, so hopefully I'll feel better come tomorrow morning.

How's life?

Haha.

The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.

Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: Yes
The same sex?: No.
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: No.
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: No.
Have you lost your virginity?: No.
To both genders?: No.
Had sex in a public place?: No.
Have you cheated on someone?: No.
Been cheated with?: Yes.
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? (You cheesy bastard.): YES, but on accident! LOL.
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: No.
TOTAL: 3

Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: No.
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: No.
Used hard drugs? (Idiot.): No.
Used needle drugs or inhalants? (Bigger idiot.): No.
Used prescription pills to get high?: No.
Bought drugs?: No.
Sold drugs?: No.
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: No.
Overdosed?: No.
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: No.
TOTAL: 0

And...Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: Yes.
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: No. =(
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: Yes.
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No.
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?: No.
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: No.
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: Yes...sometimes.
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: No.
TOTAL: 3

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?: No.
Do you drink often?: No.
Have you taken shots?: No.
Have you thrown up from drinking?: No.
Have you passed out?: No.
Have you played drinking games?: No.
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: Yes.
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: No.
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: No.
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: No.
TOTAL: 1

Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: No.
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: No.
Used a fake ID?: No.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: No...damn.
any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: No.
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: No.
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: No.
Packed a weapon?: no
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: no
Ever been arrested?: No.
TOTAL: 0

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: No...but almost.
Been suspended?: No.
Been expelled?: No.
Cut class?: No.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: Yes.
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: Yes.
Held or participated in a protest at school?: No.
Got into a fight at school?: No.
Done drugs at school?: No.
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: No.
TOTAL: 2

She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: No. =(
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: No.
Have you gotten any tattoos?: No, I wish.
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: No.
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: Yes.
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): Yes.
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: No.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: No.
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: No.
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: No.
Do you break the school dress code often?: No.
TOTAL: 1

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: No.
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: No.
Have you committed a violent crime?: no
Have you ever almost died?: No.
Do you have any mental illnesses?: ...no. But I could be wrong.
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: no
Have you attempted suicide?: No.
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: Yes.
Have you ever had a substance habit?: no
TOTAL: 1

We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: Noooot yet!
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: No.
Ever steal from your parents?: No.
Ever crash your parents' car?: No.
Run away?: No.
Been grounded for a month or more?: No.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: no
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: no
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: Yes.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: No.
TOTAL: 1

Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: No.
Set something large on fire?: no
Stapled yourself?: no
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: Yes.
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: no
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: Yes.
Streaked? No.
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: No.
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: yes
Set off illegal fireworks?: No.
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: yes
TOTAL: 4






Your Score: 16




Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered... you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.

I'm "pretty damn innocent."
Well, I'd say so!

A man walks out of his apartment,
It is raining
He's got no umbrella
He starts running beneath the awnings
Trying to save his suit
Trying to save his suit
Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good

When he gets to the crowded subway platform
He takes off both of his shoes
He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
And everyone who sees him says "ew"
Everyone who sees him says "ew"

But he doesn't care
Cause last night he got a visit
From the ghost of corporate future
The ghost said take off your shoes
Whatever chances you get
Especially if they're wet

He also said
Imagine you go on a business trip one day
And when you come back home
Your children have grown and you never made your wife moan
Your children have grown and you never made your wife moan

And people make you nervous
You'd think the world was ending
And everybody's features have somehow started blending
And everything is plastic
And everyone is sarcastic
And all your food is frozen
It needs to be defrosted
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending right now

Well maybe you should drink a lot less coffee
And never ever watch the ten o'clock news
Maybe you should kiss someone nice
or lick a rock
Or both
Maybe you should cut your hair
Cause that can be so funny
It doesn't cost any money
And it always grows back
Hair grows even after you're dead

People are just people
They shouldn't make you nervous
The world is everlasting
It's coming and going
If you don't toss your plastic
The streets won't be to plastic
And if you kiss somebody
Then both of you'll get practice

The world is everlasting
Put dirtballs in your pocket
Put dirtballs in your pocket
And take off both your shoes
Cause people are just people
People are just people
People are just people like you

The world is everlasting
It's coming and it's going
The world is everlasting
It's coming and it's going

- regina spektor, "the ghost of corporate future"

My father threatened to kill my mom last night - granted, he was drank and half-asleep.

But my world still crashed down on my head, and I still felt like crying, and I still feel frightened.

Fuck. That.

I'M BORED WITH LIFE.
I need some excitement.
Good excitement.

I don't want my cat to die, or something. =O





P.S. Yes, my blog title is from Hannah Montana.
SHE'S GOT NERVE, OKAY?